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There are levels to this!

August 15, 2016

Ok so there are a few people who don’t know about the levels to this thing we call life and all it’s nuances you can tell where you stand based on what title a person places on you for example:

Females

  • Wife (Top Level) – you have made it!  you are for better use of word the top Hoe you get all the perks of the latter and the house, car and half his s**t if he f**kup!
  • Wifey (Fourth Level) – you are better off than the Baby Mama Statue but not as Good as the Wife!… you get all the perks of wife with out the ring and certificate.
  • Baby Mama (Third Level) – you are better off than Side chick  but not quite up there with Wifey you gave this man children so you (Should have) earned respect from him and some help from time to time!… but now don’t hold them children over his head like they are pawns to get what you want…That’s not cool!
  • Side Chick (Second Level) – you have not given him children, a stable home or  at least Clean draws  when Valentines Day come the 3 levels above you will get Flowers, candy, jewelry!… you will get a Card and a $4.99 box of chocolate (but wait a moment at this level you are a free agent so you can always choose whether to stay in this category or to level up) and you are on HIS schedule.
  • F**k Buddy (First Level) now at this level it is beneficial to you and him (hopefully neither of you are attached) all the other levels out rank you at this level… But there is no strings attached no feelings involved your goal is just to get yours

Males

  • Husband (Top Level) – Ironically a high number of men are not really interested in this category but fella’s there are perks with this level!… you are at the top of the heap meaning she will love you and take care of you (because your no good to her dead) and she will make you a great home fill with love.
  • Hubby – (Fourth Level) now at this level you have not quite got to husband status but at least your not at Baby Daddy status you get all the perks of husband with out the ring and certificate and like the Husband she will make sure you have clean draws because you rep her and she isn’t having no dirty dude
  • Baby Daddy (third Level) – now on this level you are better than Side Dude but not as good as Hubby… you are the father of her kids respect that and keep it moving. This woman the carried your seed for 9 months and brought you your child …the light of your life respect that woman she almost died Bering YOUR child!
  • Side Dude (Second Level) – as the side dude you are just that!… the side dude! meaning the main dude get the perks but at this level you are short when holidays like father day and Valentines Day come you just might get a hug or a kiss on the cheek but she’s like Cinderella she got to get back and give up that good, good before 9:00PM or the last three levels will get suspicious (but at this level technically you are not financially obligated to her although if you don’t give it up she might find the next Side Dude!)
  • F**k Buddy (First Level) now at this level it is beneficial to you and him (hopefully neither of you are attached) all the other levels out rank you at this level… But there is no strings attached no feelings involved your goal is just to get yours

 

So for those who did not know these are just the basic levels now there are sub-levels with these but these are just the basic…I hope I have cleared up where you might stand in your relationship if this help pass it around and again…

 

I’m just a loud moth brotha with a lot to say!…are you willing to listen?

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